teacher student jokes hindi

1.Teacher : किसी ऐसी जगह का नाम बतायो जहां पर बहुत सारे लोग हों फिर भी तुम अकेला महसूस करो ?
Student : Examination Hall
Teacher -बेहोश!

2. Teacher:- Apney Father Ka Naam Btaao English Mein ??Student: beautiful Red Underwear.........Teacher: What Nonsense Hindi Mein Btao ??Student: Sundar Laal chaddaa............

3. Teacher:- Apney Father Ka Naam Btaao English Mein ??
Student: beautiful Red Underwear.........
Teacher: What Nonsense Hindi Mein Btao ??
Student: Sundar Laal chaddaa..........................very very funny jokes in hindi

4. Teacher to Pappu : Why are u late?
all ur classmates came to class on
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Student : Jhund me kutte ate hain
sir.. sher to akela ata hai..
5. Teacher- Isko hindi mein translate karo
'' See friends a beautiful girl is standing there''
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Student-
woh dekho kamino tumhari Bhabhi khadi hai...


6. Teacher Student Say Kahta Hay Ki,
Mene Tumhay Thappad Mara Iska Future Tense Kya Hoga !
Tab Student Teacher Say Kahta Hay Ki,
School Kay Baher Aapki Haddiya Tod Di Jaygi !


7. Height of good luck
teacher: Hey! Stand up, tell me two pronouns
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Student: who? Me?
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Teacher: very good, sit down..!!
Students hit like. (Y)

8. Teacher:- Apney Father Ka Naam Btaao English Mein ??
Student: beautiful Red Underwear.........
Teacher: What Nonsense Hindi Mein Btao ??
Student: Sundar Laal chaddaa..........................very very funny jokes in hindi

9. Classic Answer :
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Teacher : What came 1st Sun or
Moon ???
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Student : Obviously Moon..
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Teacher: How
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Student: Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga
tabhi to 'Son' ayega na!!!


10. Teacher - birbal kaun tha??
Student - pata nahi sir ..
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Teacher - padhai pe dhyan doge tab to pata chalega
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Student - vicky ,gaurav, amit kaun hai??
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Teacher - nahi pata .
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Student - beti par dhyan doge tab to pata chalega.

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