sardarji jokes in kannada|

1. Sardarji went to US & had a meeting with Bill Gates.
Bill: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me.
He takes him to a forest..
Bill: Dig the ground.
Sardarji did it.
Bill: Dig deeper and deeper..
Sardarji went upto 100 feet..
Bill: So now try to search something.
Sardarji: I got a Wire.
Bill: You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones..!
Sardarji became frustrated.
He invited Bill to India.
Next year Bill was in India..
Sardarji: I want to show you our advancement.
The same, he takes Bill to a forest.
Sardarji: Dig it.
Bill does.
Sardarji: Dig deeper and deeper..
Bill goes upto almost 400 feet.
Sardarji: Try to find something.
Bill tries..
Sardarji: Did you get anything?
Bill: No, there is nothing here.
Sardarji: You know, it shows that even 400 years ago, we used to be Wireless..!
Bill Gates is still recovering from the shock..!
Bolo tararara..!!!! ??????

2. Sardarji – Tagolo Sweets
Friend – Yen Visiya Kusiyagidiya?
Sardarji – Nangu nanna Girl
Friendgu Maduve set ayitu
Friend – Congratsma Yavaga Maduve?
Sardarji – Nandu May 15th
Avaldu June 15th….

3. Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

4. Sardarji – Tagolo Sweets
Friend – Yen Visiya Kusiyagidiya?
Sardarji – Nangu nanna Girl
Friendgu Maduve set ayitu
Friend – Congratsma Yavaga Maduve?
Sardarji – Nandu May 15th
Avaldu June 15th….

5. Two Sardarji's looking at egyptian mummy. Sardar1- look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Sardar2- aaho, lorry number is also written..... BC-1760

6. Doctorr: Daily execise madbeku.
Sardarji: Daily football, tennis,Cricket adthini sir. Dr:GOOD..!!!
Dr; Yelli adthiyaa.? Sardarji: 'mobile'nalli..!

7. Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India

8. Doctor: Daily execise madbeku.
Sardarji: Daily football, tennis,Cricket adthini sir. Dr:GOOD...!!!
Dr; Yelli adthiyaa..? Sardarji: 'mobile'nalli...!

9. Rajnikanth: sardarji chess adonava....
Sardarji:ondu nimish tali......sports shoes hakikondu bartini.

10. The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would
loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had
lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "I'm

2400 kms from home."


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