jokes sms funny

1.Wife : Suniye.. mujhe aap ka
mobile phone
dena zara ☺☺ .. !
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Husband : deta hoon.. ruko
jaaneman 😘😘 !!
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Husband jaldi jaldi me mobile
phone me ..
Delete videos....
Delete pictures ...
Delete music ...
Delete private folder ..
Delete number ...
Delete SMS ...
Delete outgoing calls ..
Delete incoming calls ...
Delete mms ....
Delete whatsapp ...
Delete bbm ...
Delete ....
Delete ....
Delete ....
Delete ....
Delete ....
Delete ....
Delete ....
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FORMAT Memory card !!!
achha ye to batao... karogi kya
tum...??
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Wife : mujhe time dekhana tha..
kitne baje hai abhi ☺☺☺ ...
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Husband : time 😱😱 ??!!!
puchh bhi to sakti thi... Gawaar
aurat ....!! 😡😡

2. Wife (SMS): Hi Baby
Husband: Hii Honey (sending failed)
Wife: R u there???
Husband: Yes Yes.... I am here (sending failed)
Wife: R U ignoring me or wat?
Husband: Honey I'm not... I am trying to reply u (sending failed)
Wife: Its over....don't ever talk to me again.
Husband: Ja mar (Message sent)
Admi Galat nahi hote, haalaat galat hote hai...

3. Extra cute msg...
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A little boy send sms to his girl frnd : "Sweet heart, Sorry to disturb u. Can u send me ur photo? Its really very urgent."
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Girl: "But why baby?"
Boy: "We are playing card's & I have lost my QUEEN

4. Extra cute msg...
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A little boy send sms to his girl frnd : "Sweet heart, Sorry to disturb u. Can u send me ur photo? Its really very urgent."
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Girl: "But why baby?"
Boy: "We are playing card's & I have lost my QUEEN

5. WhatsApp killed SMS..!!
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YouTube killed DVD..!! .
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Skype killed ISD calls..!!
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Ebay killed real life shopping..!!
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Facebook killed LIFE... !!





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