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jokes of teacher and student | techer student joks

1. Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of
glucose.
Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it?
Teacher: Technically. Yes.
Student: But it doesn't even taste like that...
Teacher: what?
Student: what?
Any# lyks???

2. Teacher student jokes ::-
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Sanskrit teacher asked :whats d meaning of
'tamasoma jyotirgmaya' :o
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Papu answered-"tum so jao maa main jyoti k ghar ja
raha hu" ;)
Haha thoko like papu k lovers

3. jokes student n teacher
teacher: Give de full form of maths
student:M-mentally
A-admitted
T- teacher
H- harassing
S- students..

4. STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!

STUDENT: How do you put an
elephant inside a fridge?
TEACHER: I don't know.
STUDENT: It's easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in. I have
another question!

TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How to put a donkey
inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It's easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in.

STUDENT: No sir, You just open the
fridge take out the elephant and
put
it in.
TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!
STUDENT: Let me ask another one.
If
all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party, and one animal9
went
missing which one would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course!
Because it wud eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey
becoz it's still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there's a river full of
crocodiles and you wanted to cross,
how would you?
TEACHER: There's no way, I would
need a boat to cross.
STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and
cross it because all the
animals went to the lion's birthday
party....
TEACHER..i have my own question,if
all the
students come to
school except one person, who is
the person..
STUDENT.No idea sir..
TEACHER..its u because you are on
two
weeks suspension.

5. MAHA KHATARNAK STUDENT
Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?.
Student: It is a complete sentence.
Teacher: Are you mad?.
Student: It is a question.
Teacher: Don't be silly.
Student: It is an advice.
Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Student: It is a command.
Teacher: You are an idiot.
Student: It is an insult!.
Teacher: Get out of my class.
Student: It is an order!
Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame!
Student: It is an exclamation.
Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Student: It is a prayer sir!

6. *TEACHER:* Give an example of
business failure due to careless
management
*STUDENT:*A prostitute getting
pregnant.
*TEACHER:* Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?
.
.
Student: Sun
.
.
Teacher: Why?
.
.
Student: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Africa.

8. TEACHER: Give an example of business failure due to careless management.
STUDENT: A prostitute getting pregnant.
TEACHER: Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9.  what a bad joke:
teacher: ok class who can define euthanasia?
student: sir...kapag si ate ay di na virgin...
teacher: whattt?
minutes later the teacher was blushing red!!!
i, too, didn"t get it until minutes later...

10. IN A CLASSROOM
teacher: if you have 2 cedis and you ask your dad for another 2 cedis, what will you get?
Student: you will get 2 cedis
Teacher: you don't know your math
Student: you don't know my father






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