jokes in hindi husband and wife

1.Husband n Wife fighting in frnt of der child
Wife 2 Husb:
"Tu Saala Kutta"
Husb to Wife:
"Tu Saali Kutti"
Child: Hee.. hee.
Mai saala PUPPY..!!

2. Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale
sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste.
Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!

3. Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi | Latest, New, funny husband wife SMS, jokes - Husbend-talak lena hai,
Advocate- talak lane ke lie 50000 rs lagenge,
Husband- pagal ho kya, pandit ne to 501 rs,
me shadi karayi thi,
Advocate-dekh liya na saste ka natija.

4. Wife – kitchen se aji sunte ho
aajkal mai khubsurat hoti ja rahi hue .
Husband – : tumne kaise jana
Wife :- aaj kal meri khubsurti dekhkar rotiyan bhi jalne lagi hai …..

Husband & his wife went for Divorce at court.
Judge : U have 3 kids...How will u divide them?
He had long discussion with his wife & said, "Ok, sir We will come next year with 1 more kid.."
Joke doesn't end here....
9 months later....They got twins

6. Husband and Wife hindi jokes funny jokes

पत्नी ने नया फोन लिया.. और अपने पति को सरप्राइज देने के लिए किचन में जाकर फोन किया.. पत्नी- कैसे हो जानू. पति- हेलो, डार्लिग बाद में फ़ोन करता हूँ अभी वो चुड़ैल किचन में है..

7. Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…

8. On the first day of their marriage, wife and
husband agreed not to open the door for ANY
That same day, the husband’s parents came to
see them, and knocked on the door..
Husband and the wife looked at each other.. the
husband wanted to open the door, but since they
had an agreement, he did not, so his parents
After a while, the same day, the wife’s parents
came visiting..
Wife and husband looked at each other, and even
though they had an agreement, the wife with
tears on her eyes whispered:- “I can’t do this to
my parents”, and she opened the door..
Husband did not say anything..
Years passed and they had 2 boys..
Afterwards, they had a third child which was a
The father planned a very big and lavish party
for the new born baby girl and he invited
everyone over..
Later that night, his wife asked him what was
the reason for such a big celebration for this
baby, while we did not do so for the brothers..
The Husband simply replied:- “because she is the
one who will open the door for me..”
Daughters are so special..
Your little girl will hold your hand for only a little
while.. but will hold your heart for a life time..
Daughters are angels..

9. एक बन्दे ने दो बीवी मर जाने के बाद तीसरी शादी कर ली
तीसरी बीवी - आपकी पहली बीवी कैसे मरी थी?
पति - जहर खाकर
तीसरी बीवी - और दूसरी ?
पति- उसे कुँए में ढकेलना पड़ा
तीसरी बीवी आश्चर्य से - लेकिन क्यों?
पति - क्योंकि वो कमीनी जहर नहीं खा रही थी
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