1. Dhat Akward Moment
When U Share A Joke I
In Ur Classroom And
2. Masolo farts in the classroom and his
gets really upset and throws
He goes and sits outside the class
and can't stop laughing.
walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing.
asks, "Masolo what are you doing outside
Masolo replies, "I farted
in class and the teacher threw me out."
principal says, "Well then, why are you
Masolo replies, "Cause the
idiots are sitting in the class room
smelling and enjoying my
fart while they put me outside in this
hahahahaha 0ne word 4 Masolo
3. Interview: Where did you Graduate from?
Interviewer: How many Doors are there in this Room?
Interviewer: Choose any 1 & Get Out
4. What a joke new txt from school saying it's not just because of the healthy school policy that they can't have juice but also because there are ants in the classrooms. How do you even begin to comment on that one lol
5. The golden days at school were,
Walking into classroom late with friend
And pushing your friend in first
6. Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class and can't stop laughing. The principal walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing. He says, "Little Johnny what are you doing sitting here laughing?" Little Johnny says, "I farted in class and the teacher threw me out." The principal says, "Well then, why are you laughing?" Little Johnny says, "Because the dumb idiots are sitting in the classroom smelling my fart while they put me outside in this beautiful, clean air." \=D/ =))
7. Shortest path in school : From class room to the ground
Longest path in school: From ground to class room
8. A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science
classroom, staring at a question
on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of
What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his
head, hoping for the best:
1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.
So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again,
what to write? Once more,
he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. Suddenly, he
brightened. He grabbed his
pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:
4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.
He received an A.
9. Boyfriend in his room listening to music
suddenly he notices that there's some one
knocking at the door....
Knock Knock Knock
He : who is it ?
She: It's me
He: Me , who ?
She: the thing you love best
He: It's impossible ! Adonko bitters doesn't speak !!!
10. Laugh wan kill me...
A psychiatrist wanted to know how many of
patients have been cured of madness, so he
assembled them in a classroom and drew a
big car on the board. He then told the class that if anyone could
push the car on the board, that person would
receive a gift of N20,000 and would be free
to go home.
On hearing this, they all rushed to the board
to push the car except one young lady who remained in her seat at the back smiling. The
psychiatrist with joy and excitement on his
seeing that somebody has been cured of
madness went to her and asked, "You, why
didn’t you join your mates to push the car"? She replied "don't mind those mad people,
they are just fooling themselves . . . Hahaha,
they don't know that the car key is in my
Wahala dey ooo!
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