ant elephant jokes




1.  ant and elephant decide to play heide nd seek...
ant goes out to hide and elephants comes to seek..
ant runs into the temple to hide,and elephant comes to know...how??
Ants slippers r left outside

2. Two Ants were walking on a Road when they saw one Elephant coming from the opposite side.
One Ant told another ant. Let's go and beat him up.
Q. What did the other ant told her.
Ans. No forget it yaar, he is alone.

3. Two ants walking down the street. Ones eating an ice cream but the other one is not. Why? Because the other one has got a cold

4. Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge. Then d elephant looked down toward d river. Suddenly ant bit the elephant. Y? Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.

5. Once an elephant was suffering with Diabetes.
everyone in the forest was very worried.
but the ant was not.
he told the animals "don't worry,i will give my blood to the elephant"

6. Two Ants were walking on a Road when they saw one Elephant coming from the opposite side.
One Ant told another ant. Let's go and beat him up.
Q. What did the other ant told her.
Ans. No forget it yaar, he is alone.

7. Lets recall some ant elephant jokes!
Once an ant was on her way to a restaurant on a scooter,on the way she meets a elephant who asks her to give him a lift,she tells him to sit at the back.
----------while they were travelling, they meet another elephant asking for a lift, but the ant refuses, why???
Ans:Traffic rules say,three persons not allowed on 1 scooter.

8. 3 ants find an elephant a sleep.
1st ant says:- We'll kill him.
2nd ant says:- We'll break his legs. 3rd ant says:- Chodo yar bechara wo akela or hum 3...............

9. hree ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,"We'll kill him!"
Other one says,"We'll break his legs!"
3rd one says

10. Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!!
Prove how is this possible.?
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Physics student:
assume that elephants name is parrot
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parrots name is elephant:d:p:)
physics can prove anything












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