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Why husbands avoid questions....
WIFE: What would you do if I died?
Would you get married again?
1.Wife- Why not?
Don’t you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do.
Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
Husband: Ok, ok, I’d get married again…
Wife: Would you live in our house with your
Husband: Yes, it’s a great house.
Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear .
Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband: No..I am sure she would want her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, her size is ’5′
2. Wife: naku fever ga undhi. :'-(
Hubby: oh shit. Ivala diner ki
chesa. Chi yeppudu edokati
.wife: hey nen just joke
Ready avandi veldham..
Hubby: nenu kuda joke chesane
cheyadam neeku matrame
telsa ne yayya
Lechi vanta chey poo
3. A Couple never
fought in 25 Yrs!!!
A friend asked - How did you make it
Husband - We went 2 Shimla for our
Honeymoon, While Horse riding My Wife's
Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up,
patted the Horse's back & said "Dis is your 1st
After a while,it happened again. She said "dis
is your 2nd time" & .
When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a
gun & shot the
I shouted, you psycho, you killed the horse.
She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st
Since then we are very happy.
4. A Husband once complained
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence
before you start…?
5. Wife: Ivala 5rs ki 3 onions vachai andi..!!
Husband: omg Ela..!!!
Onion chala rate kada antha cheap ga
Wife: 5/- petti okati konnanu.Inkoti
nokkesa adi chusi shop vaadu nenu
paaripothunte onion tho kottadu adi
6. wife and husband idharu kalisi car lo vacharu.....
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