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wife and husband jokes in telugu

Why husbands avoid questions....
WIFE: What would you do if I died?
Would you get married again?
Husband: No…
1.       Wife- Why not?
Don’t you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do.
Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
Husband: Ok, ok, I’d get married again…
Wife: Would you live in our house with your
new Wife…?
Husband: Yes, it’s a great house.
Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear .
Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband: No..I am sure she would want her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, her size is ’5′
Wife: –silence-
Husband: ‘shiiit’…!!!

2. Wife: naku fever ga undhi. :'-(
.
.
Hubby: oh shit. Ivala diner ki
outing plan
chesa. Chi yeppudu edokati
avthundi..
.
.
.
.wife: hey nen just joke
chesanandi..
Ready avandi veldham..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Hubby: nenu kuda joke chesane
pandi
enti jokes
cheyadam neeku matrame
telsa ne yayya
Lechi vanta chey poo

3.  A Couple never fought in 25 Yrs!!!
.
A friend asked - How did you make it
possible??
.
.
Husband - We went 2 Shimla for our
Honeymoon, While Horse riding My Wife's
Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up,
patted the Horse's back & said "Dis is your 1st
time"
.
After a while,it happened again. She said "dis
is your 2nd time" & .
When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a
gun & shot the
horse.
.
I shouted, you psycho, you killed the horse.
.
She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st
time". &
Since then we are very happy.

4. A Husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start…?

5. Wife: Ivala 5rs ki 3 onions vachai andi..!!
.
.
.
Husband: omg Ela..!!!
Onion chala rate kada antha cheap ga
evdichhadu
.
.
.
.
Wife: 5/- petti okati konnanu.Inkoti
nokkesa adi chusi shop vaadu nenu
paaripothunte onion tho kottadu adi
kuda pattukochhesa

6. wife and husband idharu kalisi car lo vacharu.....
andaru valla kosam waiting...
.
.
husband digi parigethukuntu vachi
car door open chesadu
andaru wife medha ntha prema ani anukuntunnaru
apudu athanu annadu
yenduku ascharya pothunnaru
nen kadu ye husband aina
ila chesadante
?
?
?
?
?
?
daniki 3 reasons untai
aventante?
?
?
?
?
1: car kothadaina ai undali
lekapothe
2: kothaga pelli aina couple aina ai undali
mari 3 entanukuntunnara........?
?
?
?
?
adi entante
3: ( imp note ) wife medha unna prematho matram kadu

7. oka woman thana face meedha gaayalatho
DOCTOR daggariki vacchindhi.
Doctor: "emi jarigindhi?
Woman: "Doctor, prathi roju na MOGUDU 'DRINK'
chesi vacchi nannu ee vidhanga koduthunnaadu.
emi cheyyaalo naaku ardham kaavatam ledhu .
Doctor: "dheeniki naa daggara oka manchi mandhu
(medicine) undhi.. mee husband drink chesi intiki
vacchinta tharwatha.. meeru konni water notlo
posukuni alaane undandi.. mee husband nidrapoye
waraku, aa water ni mingoddhu(thaagoddhu.)
3 weeks tharwata aa woman chaala cool and fresh
ga doctor daggaraku vacchi...
Woman: "Doctor, meeru chaala goppa idea
icchaaru.. meeru cheppinatte na husband drink
chesi vacchinappudalla nenu notlo water posukuni
thanu padukune dhaaka alaane undedhaanni..
athanu kanisam nannu touch kooda chesevaadu
kaadhu.. nijanga great idea
.
.
.
.
Doctor: "choosava nuvvu NORU moosukuni
undadam valla neeku entha help jaruguthundho..."

8. On first night after marriage
Wife : naku konchem tension ga undhi andi
Husband : I think because this is your first night.
Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…!

9. Why husbands avoid
questions!
WIFE:
What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?
Husband:
No...
Wife-
Why not?
Don't you like being married?
Husband:
Of course i do.
Wife:
Then why wouldn't you
remarry?
Husband:
Ok, ok, i'd get married again...
Wife:
Would you live in our house
with your
new Wife...?
Husband:
Yes, it's a great house.
Wife:
Would you let her drive my
car ?
Husband:
Yes, its almost new, dear .
Wife:
Would you give her my
jewelry?
Husband:
No..
I am sure she would want her
own..
Wife:
Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband:
No, her size is '5'
Wife:
--silence-
Husband:
'shiiit'...!!! :-x

10. Wife to his husband
.
Wife : edigo.... Edi vhnara?
Pakinti padma valla ayana rojuki padmani muddu petkunna tharwata job ki veltaranta
...
Meru anduku ala cheyru
..
Husband : nen kiss cheydanki padma naku ntha parichayam ledu kada...
Men will be me :-p

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