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You may send Hindi Shayari to a distinctive friend, person you're courting, or your wife. Hindi shayari is a lovely group of Hindi poetry you may share with your nearest and dearest. Every Shayari tells an actual story of daily life. Saying a fantastic romantic Shayari before the individual you adore will definitely work.

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1.स्वामी विवेकानंद ने कहा था
"समझदार आदमी" से की गयी
कुछ ही मिनिट की बात
हज़ारो किताबें पढ़ने से कहीं
बेहतर होती है......!!
आप सभी के पास मौका है......!!!
मैं थोडी देर और online हूँ......!!!!

2.भारतीय पत्नी संस्कारों वाली होती है
वो कभी सबके सामने अपने पति को
"Abe Gadhe"
"Oye Gadhe"
"Sun Gadhe"
नहीं बोलती
इसलिए वो short में
"A.G. / O.G./ Suno G"
कहती है

3. पंडितो के मोहल्ले मे एक ठाकुरसाब रहते थे, और वो हर रोज चिकन बनाकर खाते थे.....!
चिकन की खुशबू से परेशान होकर पंडितो ने महंतजी से शिकायत की.....!!
महंतजी ने ठाकुरसाब को कहा:---
आप भी ब्राह्मण धर्म स्वीकार कर लो, जिससे किसी को आपसे कोई समस्या ना हो.....!!!
हमारे ठाकुरसाब मान गए, तो महंतजी ने ठाकुरसाब पर गंगा-जल छिडकते हुए संस्कृत में मंत्रोच्चारण करत हुए कहा:---
"तुम पैदा राजपूत हुए थे पर अब तुम अाज से ब्राह्मण हो"...!!!!
अगले दिन फिर, ठाकुरसाब के घर से चिकन की खुशबू आई तो सब पंडितो ने महंतजी से उसकी फिर शिकायत की....!
महंतजी पंडितो को साथ लेकर ठाकुरसाब के घर मे गए तो देखा कि, ठाकुरसाब चिकन पर गंगा-जल छिडक रहे थे और कह रहे थे:---
"तुम मुर्गे पैदा हुए थे पर अाज तुम आलू हो".......?????

4. पप्पु : पाँच सों रूपये दे दो!
पापा: क्या करोगे?
पप्पु : मेरे सारे दोस्तों का अकाउंट है! मैं भी खुलवाऊंगा!
पापा: कहाँ पर?
पप्पु : सिगरेट की दुकान पर!
दे चप्पल दे चप्पल

5. विभिन्न शोहरों की पत्नियां उनसे कैसे लड़ती है़ :-
Pilot's wife:- ज्यादा मत उड़ो
Teacher's wife:- मुझे मत सिखाओ
Painter's wife:- थोबड़ा रंग दूंगी
Dhobi's wife:- धो दूंगी
Actor's wife:- ज्यादा नाटक मत करो
Dentist's wife:- बत्तीसी तोड़ दूंगी
Marwadi's wife:- हिसाब से रहो
Engineer's wife:- सारे पुर्जे ढ़ीले कर दूंगी
Architect's wife:- ढ़ंग से रहो वरना थोबड़े का डिजाईन बदल दूंगी
Sunar's wife:- जड़ दूंगी
Pandit's wife:- घंटी बजा दूंगी
Musicians wife:- ढोल बजा दूंगी
Driver's wife:- ब्रेक लगा दूंगी
Builders wife:- ईंट से ईंट बजा दूंगी
Doctors wife:- सही इलाज कर दूंगी
Advocate ki wife :- अपनी वकालत कोर्ट तक ही सीमित रखो
And the Best one.....
Admin ki wife:- ग्रुप डिलीट कर दूंगी। 😂😂

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Welcome to the GOOD JOKES.
God made human to take care of the MOTHER EARTH. But we humans never valued the gift given by the Almighty. We, the humans have almost destroyed all the natural resources that god has given us to live healthy Life.
And now we are doing all efforts to save this planet. But why am saying this here , on this platform. Its simple ....we polluted this planet and now we are facing health problems .....Now to improve our health to some extent ...we have created this group.
It is said that LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE. Making someone laugh is a very tough job but healthy too.
So, dear members, we have created this group to make every member here happy , healthy n laughing. But let us not pollute this healthy platform with any NON VEG , ABUSIVE OR VULGAR POSTS....IF ANY MEMBER FOUND POSTING SUCH THINGS THEN HE WILL BE BANNED N REMOVED FROM THIS GROUP WITH A BIG SMILE N LAUGHTER.
So what are u waiting for ....
KEEP LAUGHING...KEEP SMILING....STAY HEALTHY..
Thanking you ,
Have a nice day,


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