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funny jokes in english for school
1."Dad, I don't want to go to school today." said
"Why not, son?"
"Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last
week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of
the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day."
"But why don't you want to go today?"
"Because our English teacher died yesterday!" .
2. My Son is really struggling with his English at school,
Nobody else in his class can speak it.
3. Zoo ke andar :-
english medium school ke bacche:
"Oh !!! Wow.. Look a monkey is sleeping..
disturb him ..."
Hindi medium School ke bacche,
" DEKH TERA BAAP SO RAHA HAI.... PATTHAR
MAAR SAALE KO ..."'
4. Height of Confidence:
Son: Main School Nahi Jaunga!
Son: Main Job Karunga.
Mom: Pehli Class Pad Ke Kya Job Karega, Nalayak?
Son: KG ki Ladkiyon ko Tution Padhaunga!
funny jokes , hindi jokes , jokes, english jokes, humour ,
5. New Question in school books:
Who invented the English vowels
Ans: Tusshar Kapoor in Golmaal :v
Thnxxx naa bolna baas
6. I was employed as an English
in a junior secondary school. I
students in Jss 1 class homework
saying, "Write a story that ends
''And so, he got angry''." I didn't
the amount of words to be
A little girl didn't even go home
hers, but used only 3 minutes to
it in class after I left.
The next day, all the students
submitted their work. I marked
last one which was the little girl's
I was smiling while marking
all the students did well. Some
able to write about 400 words
I opened the girl's own and it
''Our teacher gave us homework,
didn't want to do it, I wrote only
lines, and so, he got angry''
if you were me, what will u score her?
7. LAUGH TIME !! !! !!
Chemistry and his brother Physics, with deep sorrow,
announce the death of their father, Mathematics, who died in a serious
calculation on blackboard road, off chalk avenue.
Agriculture has promised to provide land for the burial
while Woodwork and Art will make and decorate the coffin respectively.
Book keeping and his wife Commerce have pledged to provide
food and transport for the mourners.
Religion education will pray for the soul of the departed.
History and her friend Geography will narrate the life story
of the late Mr Mathematics to the mourners.
English will be the master of ceremony and Biology will tell
the mourners the disease that killed the late Mr Mathematics.
"I must sue his dead body for the money he borrowed
from me." says Accounts.
HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL !!
8. MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH.
*ABEG DRESS BACK.
*If I hear pim, u go hear
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering
*Did you see the sound of my
*I know you have come since
bcoz I hear
Oya add your own ...lets hv fun.
9. Father~how was your day in school?any mistakes commited
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