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1.My Husband isn't allowed to laugh at other
females jokes when I'm not around. He better call me and we'll decide together
if it's funny or not.
2. ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there
are female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true
female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men
will pass it along to a woman who will love it.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail
with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, han...dsome, extremely sexy
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her
eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and
walked directly toward her (as all men will). Before she could offer her
apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her,
"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter
how kinky, for £20.00......on one condition." (There are always
conditions) Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
Then he replied, "You have to tell me what you want me
to do in just three words." (controlling, huh?) The woman considered his
proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a £20 bill from her purse, which
she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into
his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully said....
"Clean my house."
3.Some females always saying they
black but act white as hell like they can't take a joke lol losing up 😂💀😂💀😂 n I'm not talking
4. The Guys Who Use Female ID Are
Those Who Don't Feel Comfortable When They See Themselves In The Mirror Every
5. Two boys were playing marble
and suddenly rushed to the hospital.
Smaller boy told to the doctor,
“I have swallowed a marble.”
Doctor: “I see, Is this your
brother with you?” asked to the older boy.
The other boy replied “No, I own
6. A woman wanted to reach her
husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit; she
instructed her son – to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to
daddy who is at site.
After junior had called, he got
back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy’s phone the
three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.
She waited impatiently for her
husband to return from site, immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very
hot slap, while the man was trying to ask why?
She repeated the slap, people
from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.
The man asked junior to tell
everybody what the lady said to him when he called,
Junior said “the number u are
trying to call is not reachable“.
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